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The 'M'' word--Jeff Foxworthy

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I got this in an email. Too good not to share here.

The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

>>

>> Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,

>> Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the

>> Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the

>> elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make

>> jokes about the Muslims?

>>

>> Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically

>> incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.

>>

>> So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his

>> list ...

>>

>> 1.

>> If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the

>> use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 2.

>> If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but

>> can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 3.

>> If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 4.

>> If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be

>> unclean, You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 5.

>> If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide,

>> You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 6.

>> If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against,

>> You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 7.

>> If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives

>> in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 8.

>> If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other

>> than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 9.

>> If you have nothing against women and think every man should

>> own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

>>

>> 10.

>> If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the

>> problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are most

>> likely a Muslim.

>>

>> HISTORICAL FACT

>>

>> Who says building a border wall won't work?

>> The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't

>> have any Mexicans.

>>

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