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I got this in an email. Too good not to share here.
The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy
>>
>> Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,
>> Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the
>> Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the
>> elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make
>> jokes about the Muslims?
>>
>> Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically
>> incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
>>
>> So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his
>> list ...
>>
>> 1.
>> If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the
>> use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 2.
>> If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but
>> can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 3.
>> If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 4.
>> If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be
>> unclean, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 5.
>> If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide,
>> You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 6.
>> If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against,
>> You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 7.
>> If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
>> in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 8.
>> If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other
>> than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 9.
>> If you have nothing against women and think every man should
>> own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 10.
>> If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the
>> problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are most
>> likely a Muslim.
>>
>> HISTORICAL FACT
>>
>> Who says building a border wall won't work?
>> The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't
>> have any Mexicans.
>>

The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy
>>
>> Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,
>> Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the
>> Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the
>> elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make
>> jokes about the Muslims?
>>
>> Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically
>> incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
>>
>> So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his
>> list ...
>>
>> 1.
>> If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the
>> use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 2.
>> If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but
>> can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 3.
>> If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 4.
>> If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be
>> unclean, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 5.
>> If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide,
>> You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 6.
>> If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against,
>> You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 7.
>> If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
>> in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 8.
>> If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other
>> than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 9.
>> If you have nothing against women and think every man should
>> own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
>>
>> 10.
>> If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the
>> problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are most
>> likely a Muslim.
>>
>> HISTORICAL FACT
>>
>> Who says building a border wall won't work?
>> The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't
>> have any Mexicans.
>>