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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

ranch hand

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I wouldn't tell this to your wife :!: :!: :!: :oops:


The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop and ask "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts Every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may
even Walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
 

ranchwife

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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe she LET HIM LIVE!!! :lol: :lol:
 

alabama

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ranchwife said:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe she LET HIM LIVE!!! :lol: :lol:

RW: With small brest and a big backside he might have been the best she could catch. So she let him live.
 

ranchwife

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alabama said:
ranchwife said:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe she LET HIM LIVE!!! :lol: :lol:

RW: With small brest and a big backside he might have been the best she could catch. So she let him live.

:???: :???: :???: :???: :???: :roll:
nope.....not gonna go there!!!! :roll: :roll:
 

greg

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alabama said:
ranchwife said:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe she LET HIM LIVE!!! :lol: :lol:

RW: With small brest and a big backside he might have been the best she could catch. So she let him live.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Your a brave,brave man alabama
 

ranchwife

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greg said:
alabama said:
ranchwife said:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't believe she LET HIM LIVE!!! :lol: :lol:

RW: With small brest and a big backside he might have been the best she could catch. So she let him live.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Your a brave,brave man alabama

not gonna touch this one, either....for obvious reasons!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 

MsSage

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hmmmmm heard there is a fine line between bravery & stupidity.......Bama hun thinking you might just have crossed it :wink:

Dang and the boy is looking for a woman....aint going to find one that way :lol: :lol:
 

Hanta Yo

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OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY

Bet he's lucky he is still alive

Bet she doesn't ask his truthful opinion again :secret: :secret: :gag:
 

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