I wouldn't tell this to your wife :!: :!: :!:
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
"If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop and ask "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts Every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may
even Walk again. Stupid, stupid man.