THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
> Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****!
> **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
> You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****,
> forget ****,
> and tell others to eat ****.
>
> Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
> between **** and shineola.
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is
> bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
> You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or
> duck when the **** hits the fan.
>
> You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
> You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
>
> Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
> Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
> there are times when you feel like ****.
>
> You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the
> wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
>
> You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up
> **** creek without a paddle.
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
> fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
> block of the English language.
> And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
> anything else!!
> You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if
> you don't give a ****!
> Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that
> I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of
> ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some
> ****-head... ........
> :wink: :wink:
> Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****!
> **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
> You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****,
> forget ****,
> and tell others to eat ****.
>
> Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference
> between **** and shineola.
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is
> bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
> You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or
> duck when the **** hits the fan.
>
> You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
> You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
>
> Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
> and some days are just plain shitty.
> Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
> there are times when you feel like ****.
>
> You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the
> wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
>
> You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up
> **** creek without a paddle.
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
> fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
> block of the English language.
> And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
> anything else!!
> You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if
> you don't give a ****!
> Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that
> I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of
> ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some
> ****-head... ........
> :wink: :wink: