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The old cow/joke

Faster horses

Well-known member
I got this joke in an email today. I suppose it should be on Political Bull,
but I thought more folks would read it here.

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists .

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.
 

MN Farm Girl

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Cute. Here's another joke.


Bill Clinton comes off his plane after coming back from Arkansas with 2 razorback pigs, one under each arm. The bodyguard with him salutes and says, "What did ya get them for" Clinton replies with "I got them for Hillary and Chelsea" The bodyguard replies "Nice trade, sir"

Thought this one was kinda cute.
 
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