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The Pharmacist

EmptyPockets

Well-known member
I'm not certain this is in good taste, but it sure is a good smile....

>
> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked
>right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
>"I would like to buy some cyanide, please." The pharmacist asked,
>"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it
>to poison my husband."
>
> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I
>cannot give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
>I will lose my license! They would throw both of us in jail! All
>kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
>cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
>different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription....
>
 
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