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The Point System-- Guide For Men

EmptyPockets

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The point system

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when
dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to
understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one
single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and
you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES:
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
In the snow.....+8
But return with beer.....-5
And no liners.....-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY:
You stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College
drinking buddy.....-2
Named Tiffany.....-4
Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY:
You remember her birthday.....0
You buy a card and flowers.....0
You take her out to dinner.....0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.. ...+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night! .....-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team .....-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS:
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single.....-7
He drives a Ferrari.....-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER:
You take her to a movie.....+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III.....-3
Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls.....-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE:
You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts.....-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding.....-10
You reply, "Where?".....-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".....-100
Any other response.....-20

COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, "Well, what
do you think I should do?".....-100
You have fallen asleep.....-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH:
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000


GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!
:help:
 

greg

Well-known member
8) Totally relate!!Just could not have wrote it so eliquantly.Of course she will read this tomorow mornin----MINUS 5 points?
 

ranchwife

Well-known member
greg said:
8) Totally relate!!Just could not have wrote it so eliquantly.Of course she will read this tomorow mornin----MINUS 5 points?

got a feeling greg that it will be worse than MINUS 5 points!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
cute post, all the same!! :wink:
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
I soooo was looking for how many points to deduct for havin to turn t-shirts, socks, n underwear rightside out before puttin em in the washin machine.....that'n aint on the list!!!!!
 

Jinglebob

Well-known member
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
I soooo was looking for how many points to deduct for havin to turn t-shirts, socks, n underwear rightside out before puttin em in the washin machine.....that'n aint on the list!!!!!

In the first place, why are you washing HIS stuff? I do my own.

Second place, why bother to turn them inside out. They will wash no matter which way they are turned.

Man, your husband is sooooo lucky.
:)
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
"Do his own?" yeah right, then he'd be runnin around nekid all the time and I DON"T WANNA SEE THAT!!!!! I"m happy most of the time just because his clothes make it to the dirty clothes hamper.
This brings on a story...........
Way back when....before we got married, his mama would pick up after him....go to his room and gather his clothes up to wash.....fold....put up etc.... Well I wasn't raised that way. Either you did your own, or you got em to the laundry hamper. Mom would wash em, but you had to fold and put them up yourself. He worked the oil field when we first married. He'd come in covered in oil field muck, grease, mud, you name it. And He'd start at the front door.....with his boots.....then as he m ade his way thru the house, he'd shuck the rest.....He had good intentions I guess cuz he was makin his way to the laundry room.....he just never made it there with any clothes left to take off.......I got so tired of pickin up his stuff thru the house. Sooooo I quit!!!!! One mornin after about 4 days of this.....he gets up to go to work and comes in the bedroom askin me......"don't I have any clean clothes?" I said....hmmm I dunno......did you have any in the laundry room when I washed? He left the bedroom and went trekkin thru the house n came back. He said, "All my work pants and shirts are dirty.....and all over the place!!! :shock: " I said, "No kiddin" hmmmm well if they weren't in the hamper or in the laundry room I guess I didn't wash em." From then on, he either got em to the laundry room, or in the hamper so they got washed.
And I've come to learn that socks don't come clean if washed wrong side out.......you turn em after they are washed, and you end up with hay.....and no tellin what else inside em. He knows better than to come in when Im sortin out the whites to wash and ask me, "Whutcha doin?" He steers clear of me durin that job LOL
 

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