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The post turtle (for fellow Canadians)

hillsdown

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Alberta rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Ignatieff and his bid to be the PM of Canada
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, he's a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
. . . 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb @ss put him up there to begin with'.

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Anonymous

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hillsdown said:
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Alberta rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Ignatieff and his bid to be the PM of Canada
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, he's a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
. . . 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb @ss put him up there to begin with'.

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Sure favors obama to me.
 

per

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The turtle will eventually die unless knocked off. Iggy may stick around like a recurring nightmare.
 

Broke Cowboy

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per said:
The turtle will eventually die unless knocked off. Iggy may stick around like a recurring nightmare.

Eastern Canada and Bourque News dot org have taken to calling Iggy - "Iffy" - which I love.

Cheers

BC
 
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