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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

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Soapweed

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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put
up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
satisfy the council they changed the sign to:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".....No go.

Next, they tried: "Catatonics and High
Colonics".....Thumbs down again.

Then came: "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives".......Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in: "Minds and
Behinds".....Unacceptable again.

So they tried: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......No
way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"........Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?"........Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?".......Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?"........Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with:


"Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Odds and Ends"

Everyone LOVED it!!
 

HAY MAKER

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Soapweed said:
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put
up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
satisfy the council they changed the sign to:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".....No go.

Next, they tried: "Catatonics and High
Colonics".....Thumbs down again.

Then came: "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives".......Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in: "Minds and
Behinds".....Unacceptable again.

So they tried: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......No
way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"........Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?"........Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?".......Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?"........Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up
with:


"Dr Smith and Dr Jones - Odds and Ends"

Everyone LOVED it!!


Say soapweed you dont reckon that small town coulda been big beaver do you,ole big dummie could go in there and have em working on both ends at tha same time :D :D ................good luck
 

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Haymaker:Say soapweed you dont reckon that small town coulda been big beaver do you,ole big dummie could go in there and have em working on both ends at tha same time Very Happy Very Happy ................good luck

It's against the "Medical Ethics" code of conduct for doctor's to examine both ends of Canuckleheads at the same time for fear of getting them mixed up.

They won't know whether they are coming or going. :roll: :roll:
 

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Mike said:
Haymaker:Say soapweed you dont reckon that small town coulda been big beaver do you,ole big dummie could go in there and have em working on both ends at tha same time Very Happy Very Happy ................good luck

It's against the "Medical Ethics" code of conduct for doctor's to examine both ends of Canuckleheads at the same time for fear of getting them mixed up.

They won't know whether they are coming or going. :roll: :roll:


Are the rest of you Americans proud of your compatriots this morning? Their brilliance is staggering . . .
 

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Maple Leaf Angus said:
Mike said:
Haymaker:Say soapweed you dont reckon that small town coulda been big beaver do you,ole big dummie could go in there and have em working on both ends at tha same time Very Happy Very Happy ................good luck

It's against the "Medical Ethics" code of conduct for doctor's to examine both ends of Canuckleheads at the same time for fear of getting them mixed up.

They won't know whether they are coming or going. :roll: :roll:


Are the rest of you Americans proud of your compatriots this morning? Their brilliance is staggering . . .

In no way should a warped sense of humor be confused with brilliance. :wink:
 

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Maple Leaf Angus said:
Mike said:
Haymaker:Say soapweed you dont reckon that small town coulda been big beaver do you,ole big dummie could go in there and have em working on both ends at tha same time Very Happy Very Happy ................good luck

It's against the "Medical Ethics" code of conduct for doctor's to examine both ends of Canuckleheads at the same time for fear of getting them mixed up.

They won't know whether they are coming or going. :roll: :roll:


Are the rest of you Americans proud of your compatriots this morning? Their brilliance is staggering . . .

What would a bald headed canuckle head know about brilliance,cant even get hair ta grow on that hard canuckle head :D :D :D ...........good luck
 

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