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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his
> > >> >> >> black
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is
>a
> > >> >> >> DEA
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer
> > >> >> >> and
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when
>I
> > >> >>put
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> him to work."
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent
>says:
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search".
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says:
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note
>of
> > >> >> >> her
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we
>land."
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> "Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The
>Lab
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns
>to
> > >> >> >> its
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm
> > >> >> >> making
> > > a
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> note of his seat number for the police."
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> "I like it!" says his seat mate.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat
>down
> > >> >> >> for
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into
>the
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't
> > > figure
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he
>asks
> > >> >> >> the
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> agent "What's going on?"
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >> The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
> > >> >> >>
 

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