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The Socialist doesn't have chance....

okfarmer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90&feature=related



Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it but it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.[/img]
 
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