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The soldier & the nun!

kolanuraven

Well-known member
A soldier ran up to a nun.
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>> Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll
>> explain
>> later."
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>> The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
>> "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
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>> The nun replied, "He went that way."
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>> After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
>> said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, you see, I don't want to go to
>> Iraq."
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>> The nun said, "I understand completely."
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>> The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
>> legs!"
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>> The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
>> a
>> great pair of balls....I don't want to go to I Iraq either!!!
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