>THE SPLIT UP
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>She told me last week we couldn't afford beer anymore and I would have
>to quit.
>
>Then I looked at her last months credit card bill.
>
>65.00 for make-up
>
>150.00 for a color & cut
>
>30.00 for a manicure
>
>40.00 for a pedicure
>
>50.00 for vitamins
>
>300.00 for clothes
>
>125.00 for a tanning salon
>
>And last but not least, 600.00 for a spa membership.
>
>
>So I asked her why I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
>
>She told me that she needed her stuff to look pretty for me.
>
>I told her that I drink the beer in an effort to make her look pretty.
>
>She told me last week we couldn't afford beer anymore and I would have
>to quit.
>
>Then I looked at her last months credit card bill.
>
>65.00 for make-up
>
>150.00 for a color & cut
>
>30.00 for a manicure
>
>40.00 for a pedicure
>
>50.00 for vitamins
>
>300.00 for clothes
>
>125.00 for a tanning salon
>
>And last but not least, 600.00 for a spa membership.
>
>
>So I asked her why I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
>
>She told me that she needed her stuff to look pretty for me.
>
>I told her that I drink the beer in an effort to make her look pretty.