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>THE SPLIT UP
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>She told me last week we couldn't afford beer anymore and I would have
>to quit.
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>Then I looked at her last months credit card bill.
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>65.00 for make-up
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>150.00 for a color & cut
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>30.00 for a manicure
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>40.00 for a pedicure
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>50.00 for vitamins
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>300.00 for clothes
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>125.00 for a tanning salon
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>And last but not least, 600.00 for a spa membership.
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>So I asked her why I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
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>She told me that she needed her stuff to look pretty for me.
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>I told her that I drink the beer in an effort to make her look pretty.