The Texas Baby
A TEXAN BOUGHT A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR ALL IN THE BAR AND SAID THAT HIS WIFE HAD
JUST PRODUCED "A TYPICAL TEXAS BABY" WEIGHTING 20 POUNDS.
WOW!!! FROM ALL AND CONGRATS.
TWO WEEKS LATER HE RETURNED TO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER RECOGNIZED HIM
ASKING, "AREN'T YOU THE FATHER OF THE TYPICAL TEXAS BABY THAT WEIGHED 20
POUNDS AT BIRTH? HOW MUCH DOES HE WEIGH NOW?"
ANSWER WAS 10 POUNDS.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED, HE WAS 20 POUNDS? THE PROUD TEXAS FATHER SAID, "JUST HAD
HIM CIRCUMCISED."
A TEXAN BOUGHT A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR ALL IN THE BAR AND SAID THAT HIS WIFE HAD
JUST PRODUCED "A TYPICAL TEXAS BABY" WEIGHTING 20 POUNDS.
WOW!!! FROM ALL AND CONGRATS.
TWO WEEKS LATER HE RETURNED TO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER RECOGNIZED HIM
ASKING, "AREN'T YOU THE FATHER OF THE TYPICAL TEXAS BABY THAT WEIGHED 20
POUNDS AT BIRTH? HOW MUCH DOES HE WEIGH NOW?"
ANSWER WAS 10 POUNDS.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED, HE WAS 20 POUNDS? THE PROUD TEXAS FATHER SAID, "JUST HAD
HIM CIRCUMCISED."