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Subject: Dallas Airport




Dallas Airport Conversation overheard:

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -- Allah be Praised!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R -- Allah is All Powerful!!!"

Pause: Static...

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
'hey' for us -- ya hear?"
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