THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A PHILLIES BASEBALL GAME..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABIT S WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE ..
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH .. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE..'
THEN THE SECOND GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO MONTAN A .. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE..'
THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO .. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..'
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!'
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABIT S WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE ..
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, 'I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH .. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE..'
THEN THE SECOND GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO MONTAN A .. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE..'
THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO .. THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..'
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!'