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The Way Children See Things

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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!






HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bath! room to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.


OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from
his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."


KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone! to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."


MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"


ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ! "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."


SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting
my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they
won't let me talk!"


BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Ma! ma, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
 

ranchwife

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Isn't the amazing honesty that comes out of the mouths of our children stunning???? :D :D :D How simple and innocent...siiiighhhhh!! :? :lol:
 

Brad S

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While eating at the Gordon Ne truckstop back when Clayton Wyatt was 4, a small group of somewhat natively dressed Indians came in. Clayton Wyatt excitedly shreeked (loudly enough for everyone to hear) "did they leave their bows and arrows out on their horses?" So I tried to smooth things over by telling them -when they turned and saw my boy pointing at them - "he just likes Indians." These guys were real decent and came over and chatted with Clayton Wyatt for a minute. They got a real hoot when my blond haired kids insisted they were Indians also, and knew their tribal affiliation.
 

katrina

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I have a dear friend who our youngest son just adores. Instead of knowing his own number he knows Dawn's. Anyway a couple of years ago at Christmas we were talking about baby Jesus and being born in a manger and the shepards coming to his bith and the wisemen. After the discussion our son looks at me in earnest and says: " Mom was Dawn at Jesus birth?"
I said Yes she was...... That was all he said..... She is an angel................
 

Mrs.Greg

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katrina said:
I have a dear friend who our youngest son just adores. Instead of knowing his own number he knows Dawn's. Anyway a couple of years ago at Christmas we were talking about baby Jesus and being born in a manger and the shepards coming to his bith and the wisemen. After the discussion our son looks at me in earnest and says: " Mom was Dawn at Jesus birth?"
I said Yes she was...... That was all he said..... She is an angel................
Katrina,that was such a nice story,isn't it nice to have special friends that are a part of your childrens lives :D
 

Team1roper

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We were sitting at the house last night and our 4 year old came in and asked to go to Grnadma's house next door
Mary told him that she went to a meeting and she wasn't home
a few minutes later he came back and asked to go to grandma's house and we told him that she wasn't home
He came back" grandma is at a meeting for ladies and there are no boys there Grandpa is home"

I am going to have to be quick to keep up with this one
:) :)
 

katrina

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Good Luck Troper....
Only good thing about me being such a hell raiser in my days. Is that I know whats going on before my kids know I know...........
 

Red Robin

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One of my kid when she was about 3 or 4 saw an aunt of mine smoking. She promptly scolded my aunt and said "aunt Nettie, we don't put candles in our mouths." Smoking finally got aunt Nettie at about the age of 85. I guess she would have lived to be 120 if she hadn't smoked. :lol:
 

katrina

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Useally I wouldn't let this go but it was rather funny... As you all know I have one kid in one school in a differant state (age 7) and one in another school in another state (age 15) The 15 year old is a straight a student and the 7 year old is there for p.e. and a good time. The 7 year old gets out of school two weeks earlier than the other. Which the 7 year old promply told the 15 year old that school will be longer for dummies....
 

Team1roper

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I love that
Here is another one from our 4 yr old
We sent the kids to bed upstairs last night
Now the 4 yr old loves to run up and down the hallway and play and keep the other kids awake when mom and dad are not watching
well last night Zach the 10 yr old came to our room and asked us to tell Allen(4 yr old ) to go to bed and let him sleep which we did
15 minutes later the 4 yr old shows up in our room and askes us to tell Zach to stay out of his room and let him sleep.
now who was trying to be sly here
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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This is somethin that Lil Lilly said when she was about 6 years old. My folks live 525 miles away. (just my dad now, but anyway) When they'd come to visit, they'd always drag their camp trailer along and park beside the house. Usually twice a year, in the spring and in the fall and stay a week or two. Well one such visit, durin the spring, we were out side cleaning up, doin yard work, etc. And had an icechest with a few beers and cokes in it in the back of the truck. Mr Lilly had gotten it out and set it on the front porch and drained the water out of it. Mom and dad had just pulled in and were tryin to get the trailer leveled and such. Lil Lilly had just got off the school bus and was steppin up into the trailer, when Mr Lilly asks her to come here and help him put the stuff outta the ice chest in the fridgerator in the house. More tryin to keep her outta Memaw and Pepaw's hair for a few minutes till they could set the trailer up than anything. Well she was upset, not gettin to visit with them immediatly....came stompin outta the trailer and across the yard.......and I heard......."Stupidity comes from havin to do stupid things!!!!!" I bout rolled!!!!!
 

Turkey Track Bar

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'Lil Lilly:

......."Stupidity comes from havin to do stupid things!!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:secret: Do you think I can say that to my boss? :secret:

Ah, probably not, but sometimes, I'd sure like to!!!

Cheers---

TTB :wink:
 
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