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The Wedding Nite!

kolanuraven

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The Wedding Night
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> > Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
> back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
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> > > > In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
> > > > breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
> > mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

> > > > She replies, "No".
> > > > Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
> > > > His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
> > school."
> > > >
> > > > Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary
> > > > > up yet?" She replies, "No."
> > > > Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
> > > > His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
> > back to school."
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> > > > After school, Johnny comes hom e and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up
> > yet?"
> > > > His mom says, "No."
> > > > He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
> > > > His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
> > > > He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I
> > > > think I gave him my airplane glue."



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