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There’s Still Time to Enroll in Obamacare!

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Andy Borowitz


Issa Subpoenas Seven Million Americans Who Signed Up for Obamacare

WASHINGTON - Accusing them of involvement in "a widespread conspiracy to save President Obama's failed healthcare program," Rep. Darrell Issa (R-California) today subpoenaed the approximately seven million Americans who have signed up for Obamacare so far. Arguing that the impressive enrollment numbers “don’t pass the smell test,” the House Oversight Committee chairman told reporters, “Any rational person would come to the same conclusion that I have: namely, that this is a well-orchestrated conspiracy of seven million people trying to make Obamacare look good.” In announcing the subpoenas, Rep. Issa indicated that his committee could begin grilling the seven million Obamacare enrollees as early as next week. “If my suspicions are correct, this could be bigger than Benghazi,” he said.
 

Mike

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Oldtimer said:
Andy Borowitz


Issa Subpoenas Seven Million Americans Who Signed Up for Obamacare

WASHINGTON - Accusing them of involvement in "a widespread conspiracy to save President Obama's failed healthcare program," Rep. Darrell Issa (R-California) today subpoenaed the approximately seven million Americans who have signed up for Obamacare so far. Arguing that the impressive enrollment numbers “don’t pass the smell test,” the House Oversight Committee chairman told reporters, “Any rational person would come to the same conclusion that I have: namely, that this is a well-orchestrated conspiracy of seven million people trying to make Obamacare look good.” In announcing the subpoenas, Rep. Issa indicated that his committee could begin grilling the seven million Obamacare enrollees as early as next week. “If my suspicions are correct, this could be bigger than Benghazi,” he said.

That's really not such a bad idea. Then maybe the truth will come out on the number of enrollees who actually have paid for ObamaCare and the amount of subsidies given to those enrollees.............
 
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