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They walk among us!!

sw

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I walked into a Burger King with a
Buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess
they're both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone
looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern
or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.

They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

They Walk Among Us!
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While at a Pizza Hut I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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AND........ they reproduce
 
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