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Things You Should NEVER Say To A Cop.............:D

Ranchy

Well-known member
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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andybob

Well-known member
While in England, I had a teenager, James working for me. Due to an upsurge in 'joyriding' in nearby Salisbury city, the police were spot checking cars driven by teens. James was pulled over, and the young officer introduced himself 'Good evening, I am police constable Robin".
" Wow! and where is Batman?" quipped our young stockman.
The policeman and colleague put James in the back seat of their patrol car and spent 45 minutes in a meticulous search of his vehicle by way of a lesson, resulting in his getting home late and being grounded for a month. :D
 
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