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Things you've got to love about winter

cutterone

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When it's not completly frozen yet
and you're walking across the lot and your're boot gets stuck in the mud, comes off and there you are standing in the mud in you sock foot!

When it's really cold-

Frozen snot on your mustache!

You have to dress in layers and when you put your pants on the long johns run up to your knees!

When you put your coveralls on both your long johns and pants run up to your knees!

Every 50 feet you walk one sock goes down to your toes!

It takes you a half an hour to get all your wraps on, walk out to the barn, and the back house trots hit you and at that moment you know how long it's going to take to get back and get undressed!
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

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cutterone said:
When it's not completly frozen yet
and you're walking across the lot and your're boot gets stuck in the mud, comes off and there you are standing in the mud in you sock foot!

When it's really cold-

Frozen snot on your mustache!

You have to dress in layers and when you put your pants on the long johns run up to your knees!

When you put your coveralls on both your long johns and pants run up to your knees!

Every 50 feet you walk one sock goes down to your toes!

It takes you a half an hour to get all your wraps on, walk out to the barn, and the back house trots hit you and at that moment you know how long it's going to take to get back and get undressed!


1. This can happen anytime of the year around here.


2. Thank goodness I DON"T have a mustache!!!!!


3. Now you know how women feel wearin panty hose. Except it goes the other way.....the crotch works down to your knees....hehe :wink:

4. Mr Lilly's job , when Im puttin on coveralls, is to be there so he can pull my britches legs back down after pullin em on.


5. This happens no matter how new your socks are too, don't it.


6. Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even tho you'll look like the Michilan man as you do it...... :p

Boy I"m glad we have short winters down here in the South :D
 

Big Muddy rancher

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cutterone said:
When it's not completly frozen yet
and you're walking across the lot and your're boot gets stuck in the mud, comes off and there you are standing in the mud in you sock foot!

When it's really cold-

Frozen snot on your mustache!

You have to dress in layers and when you put your pants on the long johns run up to your knees!

When you put your coveralls on both your long johns and pants run up to your knees!

Every 50 feet you walk one sock goes down to your toes!

It takes you a half an hour to get all your wraps on, walk out to the barn, and the back house trots hit you and at that moment you know how long it's going to take to get back and get undressed![/quote


Wish you had of kept this one to your self this morning.

It takes you a half an hour to get all your wraps on, walk out to the barn, and the back house trots hit you and at that moment you know how long it's going to take to get back and get undressed!

:x
 

kris

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went to the store here in town today to get some "goodies" for the football game (damn patriots, anyway....but, that's a different story!! :roll: ) and in the 30 seconds it took me to unload the cart of 6 bags into the back of the car, my fingers froze and I was in some serious discomfort....memo to me...remember GLOVES!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

Jigger Boss

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When your dog smuggles frozen horse turds into the livingroom in exchange for the summer hockey or tennis ball and for future snacks . :roll:

When your entry way of the house slightly resembles the haystack after taking off your coat, gloves and boots... and of course what the dog carries in as well.
 
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