One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides
> >to take a nap.
> >Although not familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the boat
out.
> >She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
> >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and
> >says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
> >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
> >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any
> >moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
> >woman.
> >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> >start
> >at any moment."
> >"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> >MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.