Subject: An apology
> Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night
> before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you
> demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the
> knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.
> You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
> earrings.
> I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
> important message.
> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment
> when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening
> was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
> reason.
> My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45
> A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder
> holster for it that very evening.
> Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon
> when pointed at your head wasn't it?
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever
> you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your
> shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
> from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us
> again].
> After I called your mother, or " Mom ma" as you
> had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode
> of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas
> tank as well as four other people's in the gas station
> on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took
> 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go
> Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made
> his day!]
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp
> mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke
> the windshield and side window and keyed the entire
> driver's side of the car.
> Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell
> phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only
> used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's
> going on with that?
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to
> the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
> President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed
> really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
> traced your number etc.).
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you
> ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more
> appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you
> well as you try to sort through some of these rather
> immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
> the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the
> career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
> Have a good day!
> Thoughtfully yours, Alex
> P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a
> more civil society!
> Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night
> before last. Date: 07-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you
> demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the
> knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives and me.
> You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and
> earrings.
> I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather
> important message.
> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment
> when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening
> was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a
> reason.
> My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45
> A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder
> holster for it that very evening.
> Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon
> when pointed at your head wasn't it?
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever
> you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your
> shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you
> from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us
> again].
> After I called your mother, or " Mom ma" as you
> had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode
> of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas
> tank as well as four other people's in the gas station
> on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took
> 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go
> Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made
> his day!]
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp
> mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke
> the windshield and side window and keyed the entire
> driver's side of the car.
> Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell
> phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only
> used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's
> going on with that?
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to
> the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
> President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed
> really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
> traced your number etc.).
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you
> ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more
> appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you
> well as you try to sort through some of these rather
> immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have
> the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the
> career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
> Have a good day!
> Thoughtfully yours, Alex
> P.S. Remember this motto. . An armed society makes for a
> more civil society!