hypocritexposer
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A KGB agent knocks on a door at a dreary flat in a grey cement building.
The door opens "What do you want?"
KGB: "Does Ivan Ivanavich live here?"
Guy: "No."
KGB: "Hm. What is your first name, sir?"
Guy: "Ivan."
KGB: "What is your last name, Ivan?"
Guy: "Ivanavich".
KGB: "Aha! So you do live here!!!"
The guy looks back in disgust. Looks the KGB agent right in the eye and says:
"You call this living?"
The door opens "What do you want?"
KGB: "Does Ivan Ivanavich live here?"
Guy: "No."
KGB: "Hm. What is your first name, sir?"
Guy: "Ivan."
KGB: "What is your last name, Ivan?"
Guy: "Ivanavich".
KGB: "Aha! So you do live here!!!"
The guy looks back in disgust. Looks the KGB agent right in the eye and says:
"You call this living?"