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A KGB agent knocks on a door at a dreary flat in a grey cement building.
The door opens "What do you want?"

KGB: "Does Ivan Ivanavich live here?"

Guy: "No."

KGB: "Hm. What is your first name, sir?"

Guy: "Ivan."

KGB: "What is your last name, Ivan?"

Guy: "Ivanavich".

KGB: "Aha! So you do live here!!!"

The guy looks back in disgust. Looks the KGB agent right in the eye and says:



"You call this living?"
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