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Judith

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Hilarious first date (this is a true story :)

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
 

HAY MAKER

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Yes Judith,it was posted before,I believe the general consensus was ...........It brings new meaning to the term "Pee'd off" :D .................good luck
 

Judith

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Ding dang it all anyhow. I thought this was a true story and just found out that it is yet another clever internet hoax. How disappointing :(
 

HAY MAKER

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Judith said:
Ding dang it all anyhow. I thought this was a true story and just found out that it is yet another clever internet hoax. How disappointing :(

It could very well be a true story,you hafta admitt a story like that deserves more than one tellin :D :D .............good luck
 
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Judith said:
Ding dang it all anyhow. I thought this was a true story and just found out that it is yet another clever internet hoax. How disappointing :(

Judith- It may be a true story...I think it first surfaced on one of the late nite shows where they were asking for first date stories from the audience-- Letterman maybe?...
 

IL Rancher

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It was Leno.. At least I can swear I can see it visually in my mind.... And I am just about positive I was smoking any of Judith's eletric lettuce at the time...

NOw, was she telling the truth for the story? Couldn't tell you but it was funny...
 

HAY MAKER

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IL Rancher said:
It was Leno.. At least I can swear I can see it visually in my mind.... And I am just about positive I was smoking any of Judith's eletric lettuce at the time...

NOw, was she telling the truth for the story? Couldn't tell you but it was funny...

I been readin judith's posts,I aint sure a man could trust that woman :D ...............good luck
 

IL Rancher

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NOw there is a typo for you... Was supposed to say, And I am just about positive I wasn't smoking any of Judith's electric lettuce at the time.. Yikes..

No, I talked to my wife, she swears she saw it on Leno too with me.. Had to be a while ago though as I don't watch those shows anymore, too busy trying to sleep usually.
 

Judith

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they call that a freudian slip :) LOL!!!!! And heck if it were my electric lettuce I'd have bought the whole provice of Sask. Clearly I'm not growin it correctly :)
 

cowsense

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Hey Illinois..........................Be a man about saying you weren't smokin up...........just claim you weren't inhaling!!!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 
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