OldDog/NewTricks
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A California Cowboy walked into a drug store in West Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said that she was the
only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the
store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could
help him.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he
would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to
discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.
The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I
was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute best we can do is as follows:
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000
a month living expenses."
The woman he was talking to said that she was the
only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the
store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could
help him.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he
would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to
discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.
The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I
was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute best we can do is as follows:
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000
a month living expenses."