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Thoses California Cowboys

OldDog/NewTricks

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A California Cowboy walked into a drug store in West Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.


The woman he was talking to said that she was the
only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the
store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could
help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he
would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to
discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection.
It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I
was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute best we can do is as follows:

1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000
a month living expenses."
 

Tap

Well-known member
This might not be the most tasteful joke, but I thought it went along with the other one. Do two wrongs make a right? :roll: :wink:

A Texas rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door.

A young boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is yer Dad home?" the rancher asked.

No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

Well said the rancher, "is yer Mom here?"

"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows
where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that" he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."
 
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