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Thoughts for Today

Yanuck

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thoughts for today.

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself..

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.

It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.

Today, it's called golf


Lord,

Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN.
 

gcreekrch

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Feeling a little pre-school pressure today are we? You will know you are old when they start bring grandchildren for a visit. :D
 

Mrs.Greg

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gcreekrch said:
Feeling a little pre-school pressure today are we? You will know you are old when they start bring grandchildren for a visit. :D
HEY,just cause ones a grandparent doesn't mean ones old ya know :wink:
 
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Mrs.Greg said:
gcreekrch said:
Feeling a little pre-school pressure today are we? You will know you are old when they start bring grandchildren for a visit. :D
HEY,just cause ones a grandparent doesn't mean ones old ya know :wink:

You mean Canucks are like Kola's country and become 14 year old child brides- Grandmas at 29.... :???: :wink: :p

I went branding at a neighbors today- and the oldest granddaughter (10- works likes she's 15) did all my share of the rounding up- and moving cows- plus ran tally (cause the 90 year old got too screwed up BSing) so all Grandpa had to do was put in flytags and an occasional shot when someone got behind....

Love those Grandkids :D Problem I see too often is some old fogies won't move over and let those younger ones do their thing....
 
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kolanuraven said:
Oldtimer said:
You mean Canucks are like Kola's country and become 14 year old child brides- Grandmas at 29.... :???: :wink: :p

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OT...now you know I don't live in Alabama!! :wink:

OOPS- should have said child brides at 15 :wink: :lol: :p :p I know Mrs. Greg can't be over 29....

My "cradle robbed" bride (as she has called herself since my age pushed away the 60 mark :roll: ) was going to go to North Carolina next month to look at a new multimillion dollar CAT scanner for her hospital- and I even thought about going, since I haven't really seen that country...
But now she tells me that has been postponed/changed to July or later- and she's going to Vegas- but she knows better than let an old fart like me loose there.... :wink:
 
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