1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
>> 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
>> 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
>> tequila.
>> 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
>> 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
>> 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
>> with it.
>> 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my
>> personality.
>> 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
>> 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
>> 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you
>> walk funny.
>> 11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with
>> vodka.
>> 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex
>> boyfriend!
>> 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a
>> hangover, or just suffering from work that might need a reason to smile
>> 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
>> 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
>> tequila.
>> 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
>> 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
>> 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
>> with it.
>> 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my
>> personality.
>> 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
>> 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
>> 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you
>> walk funny.
>> 11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with
>> vodka.
>> 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex
>> boyfriend!
>> 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a
>> hangover, or just suffering from work that might need a reason to smile