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Tips for the Ladies..

katrina

Well-known member
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
>> 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
>> 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
>> tequila.
>> 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
>> 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
>> 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
>> with it.
>> 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my
>> personality.
>> 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
>> 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
>> 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you
>> walk funny.
>> 11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with
>> vodka.
>> 12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex
>> boyfriend!
>> 13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a
>> hangover, or just suffering from work that might need a reason to smile
 

Ranchy

Well-known member
12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!

Or ex-husband...........

I can't tell ya how I wish I'da seen this back when I was young and impressionable, instead of thinkin a man was the answer to all my problems............. :twisted:
 

kris

Well-known member
Ranchy said:
12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!

Or ex-husband...........

I can't tell ya how I wish I'da seen this back when I was young and impressionable, instead of thinkin a man was the answer to all my problems............. :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
can I hear a big "AMEN!!" :wink: :wink: :wink:
 

nr

Well-known member
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality. :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol:
 
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Anonymous

Guest
kolanuraven said:
Seems jigs lives his life in " 47 second" intervals!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

I saw jigs today-- doing his "public service" work-- took a quick snapshot of this community minded boy :wink: :lol:










freemamogram6.jpg
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
jigs said:
kolanuraven said:
Seems jigs lives his life in " 47 second" intervals!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

for you, I think I could muster up 54....but I can not guarantee it!



My gosh..... :oops: :oops: :oops: I'm honored!!! Almost a whole minute....way to go jigsy!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:


Good one OT!!!!
 
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Anonymous

Guest
jigs said:
and I don't even charge a dime Oldtimer!!!

I know --I know---Thats why I've been trying to explain to Kola what a nice guy you really are :wink: :lol:

Maybe thats whey ol Kola wanted me to make sure you got the "eyetest" e-mail.... :wink: :lol: :lol:
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
jigs said:
and I don't even charge a dime Oldtimer!!!

I know --I know---Thats why I've been trying to explain to Kola what a nice guy you really are :wink: :lol:

Maybe thats whey ol Kola wanted me to make sure you got the "eyetest" e-mail.... :wink: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Makes ya wonder really ' who' that was in the pic , huh, jigsy!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
 
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