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katrina

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TO A PHENOMENAL WOMAN



When I was in my younger days,

I weighed a few pounds less,

I needn't hold my tummy in

to wear a belted dress.



But now that I am older,

I've set my body free;

There's comfort of elastic

Where once my waist would be.



Inventor of those high-heeled shoes

My feet have not forgiven;

I have to wear a nine now,

But used to wear a seven.





And how about those pantyhose--

They're sized by weight, you see,

So how come when I put them on

The crotch is at my knee?



I need to wear these glasses

As the print's been getting smaller;

And it wasn't very long ago

I know that I was taller.



Though my hair has turned to gray

and my skin no longer fits,

On the inside, I'm the same old me,

the outside's changed a bit.





But, on a positive note...



I've learned that no matter what happens,

or how bad it seems today,

life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.



I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things:

a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents,

you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.





I've learned that making a "living" is

not the same thing as making a "life."



I've learned that life sometimes

gives you a second chance.



I've learned that you shouldn't go through life

with a catcher's mitt on both hands.

You need to be able to throw something back.



I've learned that whenever I decide something

with an open heart,

I usually make the right decision.



I've learned that even when I have pains,

I don't have to be one.





I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone.

People love a warm hug,

or just a friendly pat on the back.



I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.



I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did,

but people will never forget how you made them feel.





Please send this to five phenomenal women today. If you do, something good will happen........... You will boost another woman's self esteem.







If you don't ...the elastic will break and your pantyhose will fall down around your ankles. :)
 

nr

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Good post there, Katrina. Lots of wisdom and humor, your usual form. :D :D
 

Hanta Yo

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Katrina,

I've read this one several times on our e-mail. Every time I read it I get something out of it. I just got quite a bit more out of this one! Everything is so true, my problem is just adjusting to it and getting on with life. I used to be thin and didn't have to work that hard keeping it. Now it's a struggle! :roll:
 

Twotimer

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Hanta Yo - I used to be voluptuous but middle age has fixed that and taught me that besides sexism, fatism is alive and well. Funny thing is I drink crystal light, do not eat dessert, and so on. Metabolism shot to hell on a big frame and too sedentary a lifestyle. It makes sense to exercise but the kind of dieting that American women do to stay thin after 40 is sick -- salads only.
 

alabama

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Twotimer posted: "I used to be voluptuous "

Post your picture twotimer. Older women make beautyful lovers.
 

Maple Leaf Angus

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katrina said:
Bama!!!!! Geeze Louise......... A new gal and you're hitting on her... Gosh give her a chance to get to know us...!!!!!!

Ya think 2 days isn't enough for a two-timer? It might be more time than you have, depending on the situation!
 

Big Muddy rancher

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katrina said:
Okay Maple Leaf spill the beans and tell us how you know sooooooo much?? Inquireing minds want to know????


I think we all know two timer from another life. :wink: :cowboy:

She must have a fixation with the number 2.
 

Maple Leaf Angus

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Just how boring would it be for me to post as "John"?

(Don't tell my mother that I said that.) :)

And Katrina, of late, your name has a whole new dimension attached to it!
 

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