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Got this from my brotherinlaw...... if its already been posted, my apology..... and because its political I posted it here but if it needs to be moved, so be it.... thx

-----Original Message-----

Subject: DIVORCE AGREEMENT



Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that
I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly
run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the
NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind,
solar and bio diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are,
however, responsible for finding a bio diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps,
homeless, home boys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks..
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political
correctness and Shirley McLane. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing
doctors.
--We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National
Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach
the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and
our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,
just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer
which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our
country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some
Of It Will Start Sinking In.
 
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