• If you are having problems logging in please use the Contact Us in the lower right hand corner of the forum page for assistance.

To work south Texas,you gotta understand the lingo

HAY MAKER

Well-known member
'Heater' - My little sister started to choke, pero my mom told me to heater in the back.

'Juicy' - Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops!

'Sodas' - My vieja looks good and sodas her sister.

'Cheese' - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

' Chile ' - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.



'Juarez' My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your *uckin problem! Bish!

'Chicken' - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.

'Harassment' - Orale vato my old lady caught me n bed wit my sancha pero harassment nothing to me!!!

'Water' - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

'Brief' - My homie farted gacho bad, and I could not brief.

'Mushroom' - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.

'Frito' - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.

'Wafer' - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

'July' - You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

'Liver and Cheese' - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him 'orale loco liver alone cheese mines'
 
Top