I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.