Top Country Songs of the Week

[Soapweed]

Subject: Top Country songs this week

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
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14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
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13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
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11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
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10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
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9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
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8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're still Here.
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7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
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6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
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5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
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4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
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3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
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2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
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And, the Number one Favorite Country Song of 2005 Is:
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I. Ain't Never Gone To Bed With A Ugly Woman, but I've Sure Woke Up
With A Few.

 

[Juan]

Her Love Was Pure As Snow But She Drifted.

 

[Soapweed]

Good one, Juan.

 

[Mike]

"I can't get over her til she gets out from under him"

 

[Juan]

It Gets Harder Every Time You Leave Me

 

[for the few]

"Wow! Hey Soap! Where you been? Sounds like this group is into some good _ _ _ _ , too! I need your help! Mike and I have a thang goin now over in the Bull Session (R-CALF summer meeting info posted by Oldtimer), and we need your I/O (you know, input/output). Come on over, buddy, and help us out. I mean, we need to nip this CAFTA trip by MCA/R-CALF in the bud. Can't let this sort of thing get out of hand. And send me some of the good stuff! I'm gettin' a little short."

 

[TimH]

for the few- "Mike and I have a thang goin now....."

?????? :???: :shock:

Please tell us,Mike, about this "thang" you got goin' on!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Mike]

for the few- "Mike and I have a thang goin now....."

?????? :???: :shock:

Please tell us,Mike, about this "thang" you got goin' on!!! :lol: :lol:

???? "Me and Mrs. Jones" ??? :???: