Big Muddy rancher
Well-known member
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH
>CARE PLAN:
>
> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
>
> (9) Directions! to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
>enter the trailer park."
>
> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
>
> (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple
>a day."
>
> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
>Goodwill last month.
>
> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is
>not a typographical error.
>
> (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
>
> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
>tape.
>CARE PLAN:
>
> (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
>
> (9) Directions! to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
>enter the trailer park."
>
> (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
>
> (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
>
> (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple
>a day."
>
> (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
>Goodwill last month.
>
> (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is
>not a typographical error.
>
> (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
>
> (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:
>
> (1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
>tape.