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Soapweed

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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes ...were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
 

Mike

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Poor girl. Wonder if she sued for the out dated biscuit sale?

After all, I'm sure she is a "Professional Victim".
 

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She most like couldn't afford to buy non out dated biscuits as she had ran low on food stamps and had to use all her cash in hand to fill up her gas tank. I'm sure if she asks nicely Obama will mandate the gas stations either provide her with gas free of charge or the grocery store provide her with free fresh baked biscuits for life. It is the least he can do to protect his supporters from harmful humiliation and the cost of a 911 call just in case she burned herself baking the pillsbury bake youself kind. :wink:
 

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Maybe we could get the Pillsbury Dough Boy to weigh in on what needs to be done to help these poor dems out and find a way to blame Bush.
 

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Heard oldtimer offered to hear the case in Valley County MT, so he could dispense justice his style, all Bushes fault pay her gazillions and take it out of you repubs pockets!!!!!! :wink:
 

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