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Train

katrina

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Train
> Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super
> Bowl.
> >
> > At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the
> >three women buy just one ticket.
> >
> > "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
> >asks one of the men.
> >
> > "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
> >
> > They all board the train. The three men take their respective
> >seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the
> door.
> >
> > Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> >collecting tickets.
> > He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please.! "
> >
> > The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a
> >ticket in hand.
> >
> > The conductor takes it and moves on.
> >
> > The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea;
> >so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip
> >and save some money.
> >
> > When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the
> >return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't
> >buy any ticket at all!!
> >
> > "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
> >perplexed man.
> >
> > "Watch and learn," answer the women.
> >
> >
> > When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> >toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
> >
> > Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves
> >her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
> >
> > The woman knocks on their door and says,"Ticket, please."
> >
> > I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are
> >smarter than women
 
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