The Head Tree Hugging Lady Activist who was responsible for
getting horses banned from National Parks was climbing a
big tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth
Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site. In a panic to make
her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many splinters in the
crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain she hurried to
the nearest doctor, told him she was an environmentalist and how
she had gotten all the splinters.
The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go
into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She
waited for three hours before the Doctor reappeared.The angry woman
demanded: "What took you so long?"He smiled and then told her:
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife Service,
Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land Management, before I
could remove "Old Growth Timber" from a recreational area....... I
am sorry but they turned me down."
getting horses banned from National Parks was climbing a
big tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth
Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site. In a panic to make
her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many splinters in the
crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain she hurried to
the nearest doctor, told him she was an environmentalist and how
she had gotten all the splinters.
The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go
into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She
waited for three hours before the Doctor reappeared.The angry woman
demanded: "What took you so long?"He smiled and then told her:
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife Service,
Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land Management, before I
could remove "Old Growth Timber" from a recreational area....... I
am sorry but they turned me down."