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11 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
> > > WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> > >
> > > 1. Elvis is dead.
> > > 2. Jesus was not white.
> > > 3. Rap music is here to stay.
> > > 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
> > > 5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
> > > 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
> > > 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
> > > 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson
> > > 5.
> > > 9. An occasional whoopin' helps a child stay in
> > > line.
> > > 10. Having your children curse you out in public
> > > is not normal.
> > > 11. NBA is for blacks, SOCCER is for Hispanics,
> > > GOLF is for whitey.
> > >
> > > 11 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
> > > HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> > >
> > > 1. Hickey's are not attractive.
> > > 2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
> > > 3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
> > > 4. Your country's flag is not a car
> > > decoration.
> > > 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
> > > 6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance
> > > policies.
> > > 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
> > > 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
> > > a bad fashion statement.
> > > 9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
> > > every person in your family.
> > > 10. Letting your children run wildly through the
> > > store is not normal.
> > > 11. Selena is dead.
> > >
> > > 11 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
> > > BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
> > >
> > > 1. O.J. did it.
> > > 2. Tupac is dead.
> > > 3. Teeth should not be decorated.
> > > 4. Weddings should start on time.
> > > 5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
> > > 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
> > > 7. RED is not a Kool Aid
> > > flavor, it's a color.
> > > 8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
> > > 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
> > > 10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
> > > more than your car.
> > > 11. There is no such thing as SCHRIMPS. SHRIMP,
> > > is both the singular & plural for the creature you
> > > order in your scampi and cocktail from Red Lobster.
> > >
> > > AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
> > > Go on, forward this to your friends - you know you
> > > want to!
> > >
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