After having their 11th child, a red neck couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn’t buy them a bigger bed and they weren’t strong enough to steal one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it up, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The red neck said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me it will do the job”, said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count; “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, “at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Iowa, Indiania parts of Tennessee, and anywhere in Minnesota !!!
(So it was told to me.)
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it up, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The red neck said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
“Trust me it will do the job”, said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count; “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, “at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Iowa, Indiania parts of Tennessee, and anywhere in Minnesota !!!
(So it was told to me.)