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jigs

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FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
 

Steve

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ever heard of buying your way past a security check point?

well there are several ways to skip the TSA lines.. all cost money..

You can skip lines at the airport if you pay the TSA $85

A new program implemented by the Transportation Security Administration will allow all passengers to apply for expedited screening checks so they can board planes more efficiently.

The new system replaces one used previously that was only available to members of frequent flyer programs, depending on the airline.

The program allows travelers to pass through security while still wearing their shoes, belts and “light outerwear”

Electronics such as laptops will be able to remain in their cases as well.

Though the regimented “airplane-sized” containers of liquids will also be able to go unseen by security

Though before this option was only available to certain passengers, John Pistole, a TSA administrator, has said that later this year all U.S. citizens will be able to register online for the program, or in person at certain enrollment sites.

Enrollment in the program includes an $85 registration fee.

In a statement, Pistole cited the importance of the PreCheck program because it allows airport security workers to focus on the more suspicious passengers.

“TSA Pre✓ enables us to focus on the travelers we know the least about, adding efficiency and effectiveness to the screening process.”

yet very few citizens know the program exists..

and it is only one of the many.. ways to buy your way past security..

so go wait in line you poor schmucks while the well dressed businessman walks past laughing on his way to the Sky Club..

what ever happened to equal treatment?
 

Steve

Well-known member
some other ways to skip the lines are the Airline frequent Flyer programs and "premier clubs" or heck.. just upgrade your ticket to economy plus.. and get the benefits for a few extra dollars..

TSA PreCheck

What It Does: Expedites the security screening process at major U.S. airports.

How It Works: Membership provides two primary benefits when you pass through security at a U.S. airport or foreign airport with U.S. preclearance:

The major benefit is access to a dedicated screening lane.

A minor benefit is that you need not remove your shoes, light outerwear, or belt during screening and you don't need to take your 3-1-1 bag of liquids or your laptop from your carry-on (although, if the airport uses magnetic rather than radio screening, you still may have to ditch any shoes, belts, or clothing items with metal buttons or fixtures).

The system operates through airlines. You do not get any ID card; instead, you notify your airline of your membership and the airline automatically prints a TSA PreCheck code on your boarding pass. The easiest way to handle this is to enter your eligibility number through your frequent-flyer program, from which the airline can extract the data any time you fly. For details, check here.

Where It Works: TSA PreCheck is airline-based.

Eligibility: U.S. citizens currently enrolled in CBP's Global Entry, Sentri, or Nexus programs are automatically eligible to participate in TSA PreCheck, as are Canadian citizens who are members of Nexus. Also, active-duty military personnel can use the TSA PreCheck system at a handful of airports by identifying themselves at the security entry point.

Enrollment: If you haven't entered TSA PreCheck through your airline, you can get in by signing up for Global Entry, Sentri, or Nexus. TSA has also announced that it will offer some degree of expedited clearance based on just the limited personal information you supply to the airline when making your reservation. But this won't be as good as the benefits that full members receive.

read more ways to bypass the TSA lines ..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/smartertravel/skip-the-lines-expedited_b_4059621.html

yep only those who opt for the FREE TSA service get to be stripped and groped..

in America you can bribe the government,.. your favorite airline ,.. or the airport to just walk past that long line of commoners..



do ya think the government forgot that most of the "terrorists" were well funded and came form wealthy backgrounds?
Betty Ong reported that "the four hijackers had come from first-class seats: 2A, 2B, 9A, and 9B

Two hijackers, Hani Hanjour and Majed Moqed were identified by clerks as having bought single, first-class tickets for Flight 77

scary.. knowing our government is so inept..
 
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