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Two New York business men..........

Goodpasture

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Two New York business men are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be-opened store. As yet, the store isn't ready – only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, “I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.”

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious visitor from the south walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, “What 're y'all sellin' here?” One of the men replies, "Oh! we're selling assholes." Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, “Well, I see y'all' are doing real good, ya only got two left!”
 
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