A woman is about to give birth and falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakens and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.
"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your Uncle Ole named them for you."
Oh crap, not Uncle Ole ! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?"
"Denise," the doctor replies.
"Well, thats not so bad." she says, and then asks, "What did he call the boy?"
The doctor answers, "Denephew