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US looks for good terrorists to fund

Larrry

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How Today's Media Would Report The
June 6, 1944 D-Day Landings
At Normandy

June 6, 1944. - NORMANDY - Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more wounded today in the first hours of America's invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children. Most of the French casualties were the result of artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of thousands of U.S. troops. Reports from a makeshift hospital in the French town of St. Mere Eglise said the carnage was far worse than the French had anticipated and reaction against the American invasion was running high. "We are dying for no reason," said a Frenchman speaking on condition of anonymity. "Americans can't even shoot straight. I never thought I'd say this, but life was better under Adolf Hitler."

The invasion also caused severe environmental damage. American troops, tanks, trucks and machinery destroyed miles of pristine shoreline and thousands of acres of ecologically sensitive wetlands. It was believed that the habitat of the spineless French crab was completely wiped out, threatening the species with extinction. A representative of Greenpeace said his organization, which had tried to stall the invasion for over a year, was appalled at the destruction, but not surprised. "This is just another example of how the military destroys the environment without a second thought, " said Christine Moanmore. "And it's all about corporate greed." Contacted at his Manhattan condo, a member of the French government-in-exile who abandoned Paris when Hitler invaded said the invasion was based solely on American financial interests. "Everyone knows the President Roosevelt has ties to big beer," said Pierre LeWimp. "Once the German beer industry is conquered, Roosevelt's beer cronies will control the world market and make a fortune."

Administration supporters said America's aggressive actions were based in part on the assertions of controversial scientist Albert Einstein, who sent a letter to Roosevelt speculating that the Germans were developing a secret weapon, a so-called "atomic bomb." Such a weapon could produce casualties on a scale never seen before and cause environmental damage that could last for thousands of years. Hitler has denied having such a weapon and international inspectors were unable to locate such weapons even after spending two long weekends in Germany. Shortly after the invasion began reports surfaced that German prisoners had been abused by Americans. Mistreatment of Jews by Germans at so-called "concentration camps" has been rumored but so far, remains unproven.

Several thousand Americans died during the first hours of the invasion and French officials are concerned that uncollected corpses pose a public health risk. "The Americans should have planned for this in advance," they said. "It's their mess and we don't intend to clean it up."
 

Larrry

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Andy Borowitz

Look, all Obama has to do in Syria is figure out how to destroy ISIS without helping the brutal Assad regime which has killed thousands of people. WHAT ON EARTH IS TAKING HIM SO LONG???
 

Steve

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I wonder if this is the same form Reagan used when choosing Osama Bin Laden to fund to fight Ruskie's in Afghanistan

actually if you look at the facts it was Carter who initiated and funded the radicals..

Reagan just inherited that problem, like many others from him..

by your standard.. that still makes it a Carter problem..

By my standard, we see how that it was flawed then,.. but to continue with the same policy towards ISIS by the Obama administration is just plain stupid..

well liberals, Why did obama move weapons from Libya to the terrorists? can't they see how badly it worked out in the past?

or are they just that dumb?
 

Steve

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OldTimer said:

yep just surrender and you will see peace.. RIP probably,.. but peace it will be.. that is after you hang around in the sun getting crucified as the buzzards pick you innards.. but yep.. it will be peaceful.. dead peaceful..


why are liberals so darned stupid?
 

Steve

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Borowitz asks a very pertinent question in this satire- who are the good guys we are supposed to back

well so far the Kurds look like the best bet....



Why did you vote for a guy who gave Libyan weapons to and backed ISIS.. before it was ISIS?

how is Hillary going to explain that one when the liberals ask?
 
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Steve said:
OldTimer said:

yep just surrender and you will see peace.. RIP probably,.. but peace it will be.. that is after you hang around in the sun getting crucified as the buzzards pick you innards.. but yep.. it will be peaceful.. dead peaceful..


why are liberals so darned stupid?

That saying came about in the late 60's/70's -- and we lost that war that we were told that if we didn't win would allow communism to take over the world...

Well we lost that war- and now some of our top trading partners is the communist country's we were fighting - Vietnam and China...So you go and explain it to the 58,300 KIA, 153,303 WIA (many of which were good friends that I never got to see again or have never been the same person) or 1,641 MIA (originally 2,646) how important that "unlosable" war was....
 

loomixguy

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We weren't fighting Uncle Ho here in the States. The wonderful people you share a God with will be more than happy to cut your fat head off your bloated body in your front yard. If you don't think that they are already in this country you are dumber than you appear. And that's pretty damn dumb.
 
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loomixguy said:
We weren't fighting Uncle Ho here in the States. The wonderful people you share a God with will be more than happy to cut your fat head off your bloated body in your front yard. If you don't think that they are already in this country you are dumber than you appear. And that's pretty damn dumb.

Wyoming investigators track handful of people who may have information about decapitated body



THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
August 30, 2014 - 6:12 pm EDT

CODY, Wyoming — Investigators are monitoring a handful of people who may have information about the death of a 30-year-old man who was found decapitated in northern Wyoming.

Park County Sheriff Scott Steward has not identified any suspects in the death of Juan Antonio Guerra-Torres, but his office is working with the Wyoming Division of Criminal Investigation and the Tulare County Sheriff's Office in California to find the killer.

Guerra-Torres, a native of the city of Guanajuato, in central Mexico, had ties to Park County and is known to have lived in Tulare County.

Duck hunters found his body near Powell on Jan. 9. He had been decapitated, shot several times and was missing his left arm.


Detectives are asking anyone who may have information that will help them with their investigation to call the sheriff's office at 307-527-8700.


We already have all kind of criminal elements in the country besides those connected to the ISIS thuggery...I would bet this fellow's death has no connection to ISIS or Muslims.......

As this thread- and Andy have tried to point out to folks is that first you have to identify who is your enemy- and who is your ally... And those radicals that think they should just blindly go out and commit genocide on all Muslims fit right in the boat with folks like Hitler and Pol Pot...


Andy Borowitz

Man, Obama is acting like getting involved in a Middle Eastern civil war requires thought.
 

loomixguy

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I guess you'll keep defending those sonsabeaches right up to the point the knife begins to slice your neck open. Better to fight them there than here.
 

Steve

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Oldtimer said:
Steve said:
OldTimer said:

yep just surrender and you will see peace.. RIP probably,.. but peace it will be.. that is after you hang around in the sun getting crucified as the buzzards pick you innards.. but yep.. it will be peaceful.. dead peaceful..


why are liberals so darned stupid?

That saying came about in the late 60's/70's -- and we lost that war that we were told that if we didn't win would allow communism to take over the world...

Well we lost that war- and now some of our top trading partners is the communist country's we were fighting - Vietnam and China...So you go and explain it to the 58,300 KIA, 153,303 WIA (many of which were good friends that I never got to see again or have never been the same person) or 1,641 MIA (originally 2,646) how important that "unlosable" war was....

maybe you should thank Reagan and Nixon for taking a different approach then Truman, Johnson and Kennedy..

Nixon went and met with communist China,.. and Reagan stood up to communist Russia..

but now obama has promised flexibility and Russia is sending troops into the Ukraine..

yep.. give peace a chance really works,..
 
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Andy Borowitz

I think it's extremely open-minded of John McCain to suggest bombing the Syrians he wanted to arm a year ago.



Sums up our entire mid-east policy of the past 50 years...
 

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