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the_jersey_lilly_2000

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Collards is green,
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky
To have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
And without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
But I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
Right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd.

On special occasions
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
And fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more
Than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
On that special day
>From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
>From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
These just won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
You sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...
it's a new troll'n motor!!
 

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Yeah,that was good stuff Lilly but I dont think any of it was true ??? :D :D :D .............good luck
 

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I didnt write it......copied it from an email. Ya know since my Bday, I seem to be gettin.... them age oriented jokes....no teeth, stuff saggin....etc etc......and I think they are alllllll just too funny.
 

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the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
I didnt write it......copied it from an email. Ya know since my Bday, I seem to be gettin.... them age oriented jokes....no teeth, stuff saggin....etc etc......and I think they are alllllll just too funny.

Well Happy late Birthday!!!!!!!!! how young are you 23 ?.........good luck
 

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the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
uh huh yeah, right, 23 for the 18th time.........

You dont expect me ta believe a pretty lil thang like you could be much older than 23 do you ?Are you getting any wind over there this morning,was outside bout day break,wind was so strong it blew my hat off,for I could retrieve it damn steers stomped it in some bool sheist,must be blowing 30 mph ?................good luck
 

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HaHaHa.......yeap haymaker, I'm catchin up with ya :p

And yes the wind has been blowin here too. Not so bad yet today, but yesterday when openin the gate to the hay trap, I almost couldn't open it, the wind was whippin perdy good, and it almost got away from me. (One of those galvanized gates 16 ft) I's braced against it, and had to end up tyin it back against the fence. Wind....outta the west......what we've had for months now, seems.
 

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