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katrina

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"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy.

"It ain't my fault," Miss Crabtree."You can blame this on my daddy. The
reason I'm three hours late? ...... cause Daddy sleeps nights in the raw!"

Now Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some odd years. So
she asked little Sammy what he meant by that, despite her mounting fears.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Sammy
and trouble were old friends, but he always told the truth.

"You see, Miss Crabtree, at the ranch we got this here lowdown coyote. The
last few nights he done et six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat........
And last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grab his
gun and says to Ma, 'That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him! Stay
back, he yell to all us kids, I wouldn't want ya hurt!' He was naked as a
jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just
like an Injun on the snoop.
Then he stuck that double barrel through the window of the coop. As he
stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog Zeke
had done woke up and come a sneakin' up behind Dad. Then we all looked on
plumb helpless as Daddy was cold-nosed without warnin'."


"Miss Crabtree, we been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"
 

Robert

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:lol:

That reminds me of the time I was out visiting with a friend of mine who owns a gas station. It was in the summer and the Corvette rally was about to start in Rapid City so there were lots of Corvette coming in for gas.
We were admiring the cars when this new yellow vette pulled up and this pretty gal gets out wearing the shortest mini skirt that I had ever seen. She starts the gas to pumping and then proceeds to washing the wind shield,
Now my friend has a big friendly golden retriever that likes to greet all the customers and as we were watching ol Jake decides to go introduce himself and get some attention. So he walks up behind her as she was bent over that hood and sticks his big cold nose up under that mini skirt. :shock: She came 3 feet off the ground and let out a scream that dang near broke the windows in the station. She spun around ready to wail,with the sqweegie, on the guy who dared to goose her, and saw Jake sitting there waiting for his pet. Poor Jake never did understand what he did to get yelled at, since most gals lavish the attention on him but we did give him a whole beef stick after she left for giving us the best laugh we had had in years.
:twisted:
 
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