EmptyPockets
Well-known member
Just a satire view about all politicians.
Vote for Me
I was sitting one night in my recliner
Watching some political debate
When I heard one of those so- called experts
Talk about an increasing tax rate.
He said, " you know I think it's time now
That the rich carry their own weight"
And give us poor folk half a chance
Now wouldn't that be great!
I'll tell you a bit about myself
I came from a family so poor.
All we had to eat were refried beans
And our house had dirt for a floor
I used to work in the fields every morning
For hours then I'd walk to school
I studied hard and got straight A's
For I never was nobody's fool
We worked on a farm for some rich folk
That surely could have paid us more
But all they gave us was our earned wages
To make sure that we stayed dirt poor
I tell you these folks had riches
Why once they even bought a new car
Sure they gave us rides sometimes
If we had to travel too far
I figured my way out was going thru college
By working, and studying real hard
Cause some day I knew what I wanted
Was a house that had a big yard
My big break came one morning
While I was working on the rich mans farm
I tripped while getting out of the tractor
And unfortunately busted my arm
My bossman rushed me to the doctor
And thought he left me in good care
While he was back at the farm working
I was greeted by a nice lawyer there
She was a real good looker
And explained how bad I'd been used
I was taken back when she told me
Your boss really needs his arse sued
This isn't the same old America
And it's time for something brand new
Those days of working hard are over
Things should just be handed to you
That was just 20 years ago
And I tell you it changed my life
Cause I sued that boss for everything
And made that lawyer my wife.
A vote for me is a good thing
For I represent the poor working man
And if I happen to get elected
I'll raised taxes every chance that I can
I'll give you all free health care
And even make America "Green"
By shutting down all those factories
So the air that we all breath is clean
Lets cut out any farm payments
Cause it's cheaper to import all we eat
Then we can make sure that all the poor
Have freezers full of imported meat
By now the crowd was in a frenzy
And excited by that man they'd just met
They followed him out to his limo
As he drove off to his brand new lear jet!
:roll: :wink:
Vote for Me
I was sitting one night in my recliner
Watching some political debate
When I heard one of those so- called experts
Talk about an increasing tax rate.
He said, " you know I think it's time now
That the rich carry their own weight"
And give us poor folk half a chance
Now wouldn't that be great!
I'll tell you a bit about myself
I came from a family so poor.
All we had to eat were refried beans
And our house had dirt for a floor
I used to work in the fields every morning
For hours then I'd walk to school
I studied hard and got straight A's
For I never was nobody's fool
We worked on a farm for some rich folk
That surely could have paid us more
But all they gave us was our earned wages
To make sure that we stayed dirt poor
I tell you these folks had riches
Why once they even bought a new car
Sure they gave us rides sometimes
If we had to travel too far
I figured my way out was going thru college
By working, and studying real hard
Cause some day I knew what I wanted
Was a house that had a big yard
My big break came one morning
While I was working on the rich mans farm
I tripped while getting out of the tractor
And unfortunately busted my arm
My bossman rushed me to the doctor
And thought he left me in good care
While he was back at the farm working
I was greeted by a nice lawyer there
She was a real good looker
And explained how bad I'd been used
I was taken back when she told me
Your boss really needs his arse sued
This isn't the same old America
And it's time for something brand new
Those days of working hard are over
Things should just be handed to you
That was just 20 years ago
And I tell you it changed my life
Cause I sued that boss for everything
And made that lawyer my wife.
A vote for me is a good thing
For I represent the poor working man
And if I happen to get elected
I'll raised taxes every chance that I can
I'll give you all free health care
And even make America "Green"
By shutting down all those factories
So the air that we all breath is clean
Lets cut out any farm payments
Cause it's cheaper to import all we eat
Then we can make sure that all the poor
Have freezers full of imported meat
By now the crowd was in a frenzy
And excited by that man they'd just met
They followed him out to his limo
As he drove off to his brand new lear jet!
:roll: :wink:
