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Can we really blame the Politicians for our problems when we allow people
> like this to vote them into office? And some wonder why we are
> outsourcing...
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> him
> up every morning.
>
> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
>
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
> some
> time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
>
> . . . . . . She also votes!
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> I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got
> a
> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
> told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>
> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
> quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> . . . . . He also votes!.
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>
> So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got
> on
> her weekend drive to the shore.
>
> She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
> because the car was moving."
>
> . . . . She also votes!
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>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
> seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> . . . . My sister also votes!
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>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
>
> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> . . . He also votes!
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>
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain.
>
> My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her
> head?"
>
> I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
> matter which way the head is turned.
>
> . . . . My friend also votes!
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>
> My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place
> last
> week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better.
>
> The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was
> more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked,
>
> "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the
> menu?"
>
> To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey."
>
> . . . The clerk also votes!
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>
> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
> and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
> yet?"
>
> . . . . . She also votes!
> like this to vote them into office? And some wonder why we are
> outsourcing...
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
> him
> up every morning.
>
> She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
>
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
> some
> time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
>
> . . . . . . She also votes!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got
> a
> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
> told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
>
> He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
> quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> . . . . . He also votes!.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got
> on
> her weekend drive to the shore.
>
> She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
> because the car was moving."
>
> . . . . She also votes!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
> seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> . . . . My sister also votes!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
>
> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> . . . He also votes!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> attached to an earring by a chain.
>
> My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her
> head?"
>
> I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no
> matter which way the head is turned.
>
> . . . . My friend also votes!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place
> last
> week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was better.
>
> The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was
> more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked,
>
> "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the
> menu?"
>
> To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey."
>
> . . . The clerk also votes!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>
> She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
> and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
> yet?"
>
> . . . . . She also votes!